Sporting Jokes Revisited

Sporting Jokes Revisited

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I was trawling my computer for an article recently and came across a competition we ran back in 2011, where we asked for your best jokes. The huge number of funnies and not so funny were shortlisted to 3 and the guys in our office picked the winner.

1, Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I've got a cricket bat stuck in my ear.

Doctor: "How's that?" Patient : "Don't you start."

2, Andy Murray walked into a library and asked to borrow a couple of books about tennis aces. "Get lost" said the librarian "You'll never return them".

3, "I've never umpired a cricket match before. Do i have to run after the ball?" He asked. "No, after the match" came the reply.

Can you do better? I'm sure you can, although the competition is no longer live, it would be good to get more jokes and humour on this blog, so share with us. If you have an amusing personal sports story share that too.


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